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9-12 Tea Party in Salem, Illinois

   SALEM   

TEA PARTY PATRIOTS 

FISCAL RESPONSIBILITY

CONSTITUTIONALLY LIMITED GOVERNMENT    

FREE MARKETS 

Do you support these core principals? Then send a message by participating in our next rally. Guest speakers and patriotic entertainment are scheduled. 

Sunday, September 12, 2010

Bryan Memorial Park (Hwy 37 and Boone St.) Salem, Illinois

2:00 PM

Goober Politics: Reason to Despair

What purpose do U.S. Senators serve during their six year terms? Thanks to the 17th amendment, the purpose of a Senator's term is to get reelected. What else could explain the actions of McCain's pet goober, who does not even face the voters until 2014?

I will freely admit that the nation is better off with political prostitutes, such as Goober, meeting with Tea Party groups and campaigning instead of working with the Senate leftists to further harm our children's prospects of a prosperous future. Still, why elect a Senator to campaign for his next term? Is this the best use of the taxpayer funds and platform bestowed upon these Capitol Hill creeps?

Ever get the sense that in order to win high office, one must be inherently dishonest and narcissistic?

Too Big to NOT Fail?

Bailouts for companies deemed "too big to fail", despite protestations of coherent citizens, were collectively one facet (or symptom) of our federal gargantua... er... government's problem.  I cannot imagine that the enlightened elected sages in Washington D.C. have created anything but a system that is indeed too big to NOT fail!

Of course, we peasants need not worry our dim little heads about such things. We must dutifully go to our polling places and cast our ballots in November. As long as we cast them for Republicans, we will have done our part... and the newly elected Republican majority will begin the hard work of righting the nation. Republicans do not spend money we don't have. Republicans do not grow government. Republicans do not push amnesty for illegals or vote for Cap and Trade. Republicans do not bail out companies or engage in extra-constitutional activities.

Olin Winchester vs. Cerberus, Round Two

Naturally, this being the workers Utopia of Illinois, the Winchester Division of Olin Corporation is the villain and the three-headed beast, Cerberus, is the heroic protagonist. The guardian of Hades has three distinct heads in this epic struggle. Although its heads differ, they work in concert to defeat the enemy and banish the reviled employer from the land. Each head is a crucial component, without which victory might be seriously delayed or even denied.

Although the beast might enjoy the instant gratification of defeating the forces of employment in one grand battle, it has decided to toy with its prey. It prefers to wound and drive from its realm one portion of the hated company at a time. This way, the weakened enemy remains to serve as the target of hatred, which can be nurtured for a few years in preparation for the next assault.

The paradox presented by Cerberus is that it banishes the villainous employer for the sake of the "worker." One must not question the logic of eliminating employers for the sake of those employed. The suspension of disbelief must be applied, (much like Senator Shrillary Clinton listening to the testimony of General Petraeus).

Right turn - Left Turn: Racism and The Tea Party

The latest debate at Riverbender.com's Right Turn - Left Turn is about racism and the Tea Party. Here is an excerpt from my "Right Turn" and John Pawloski's "Left Turn".

Is the Tea Party racist? Which Tea Party is supposed to be racist according to the left? Is the NAACP racist? Is it acceptable in this age of political correctness to refer to black people “colored people”? Are there entities that foster racism as a means of sustaining their relevance? There are so many questions that arise from the NAACP’s ridiculously political ploy regarding the “Tea Party”.

There is no single entity or organization that is the “Tea Party”, but such details are of no consequence to agents of the left as they implement the strategy for minimizing Democrat losses in the November elections. The NAACP plays it dutiful role as an implement of the left by seeking to “repudiate racism in the Tea Party”. They have a pledge on their web-site one can sign to express his support of this repudiation. Of course, the accusation of racism in the Tea Party ties in nicely with the recent follow-up as indicated by the Washington Post headline, “DNC plan tries to tie Republican Party to fringe 'tea party' elements”. Again, there are Tea Party groups and Tea Party activists, but there is no single Tea Party regardless of uniformed bloviating from liberal media personalities...

WaPo for Dummies

Or, should that subject line read "WaPo by Dummies"? Perhaps it should read "WaPo by Rabid Democrat Tools"?  Maybe there is no real difference between these last two possibilities. Of course, it comes as no surprise to anyone who has read some of the articles published by the Washington Post, that it is little more than a campaign arm of the Democrat Party.

Always there to churn out leftist drivel, the WaPo makes it convenient for its readers to either cheer the further degradation of our nation or become irate with the obvious biases of its "journalists" by offering twice daily e-mail versions. Although these e-mails never fail to disappoint, today's first e-mail was notable. The first two headlines promised the reader a journey into a world where Democrats are wonderful champions of the masses and Republicans and icky companies are vile, inconsiderate beasts, who happen to not pay well.

Let me see your hair-braiding license!

The tall woman with long brown hair walks up the front steps to her best friend's house and rings the bell. Her friend opens the door and the tall woman gives her a little hug before entering the premises. Out by the hedge something moves. The door closes and from behind the hedge crawls a slight man with a a badge and a stainless steel comb. The little man crawls with cat-like stealth around the side of the house and perches himself where he can see through the kitchen window. "Aha!" he softly proclaims. He touches the button on his headset and whispers, "The hen is in the fox-house. Repeat, the hen is in the fox-house!" In his headset, he hears a female voice, "maintain your position until backup arrives." "Roger!" is all the little man replies. The voice on the other end responds, "I know your name, just wait where you are!"

In the kitchen, the two friends have no idea that they are about to have their lives turned upside down. The tall woman sits and sips her General Foods International Coffee while her friend appears to be braiding her hair. The innocuous chatting does not sound like an exchange between two hardened criminals, but one can never really tell. The tall woman moves her hand to her purse and pulls it toward her. She reaches in and extracts a wrinkled ten dollar bill.

The Curious Case of the Senate Repubes

There is no mystery surrounding the liberal leanings of ridiculous Republican senators such as Maine's twisted sisters. Most now know that there are certain Republican Senators who will be more comfortable leaning left than right on too many occasions, perhaps for no other reason than to garner the praise of the liberal media and the powerful Dem politicians. John McCain, when not in campaign mode, his pet Goober, Dick Lugar, and perhaps Scotty "The Body" Brown (any professional wrestling fans from the 80s out there?) fall into this category. I say perhaps with regard to the pretty boy from Taxachussets because there is a strong indication that he will fall more in line with the Maine malignancies.

There is also little mystery about the existence of a candidate to replace former Dem who would not admit his true affiliation, Arlen Specter as the third leg of the dependable RINO stool (or unofficial Democrat Caucus). Cap and Traitor Mike Castle of Delaware hopes to defeat decent candidate Christine O'Donnell to join fellow Cap and Traitor Mark Kirk in attempting to obtain the coveted "third leg" status. Perhaps if Castle and Kirk both win, despite their grotesque flaws as candidates and as human beings,they can engage in a head to head battle for the title.

So why then, is the case of the Senate Repubes curious given this lack of mystery? I'm glad I asked. The small number of full or part time Repube enemies of common sense and liberty are pretty well known. The curious part is the motivation of other members of the Republican caucus. The mystery, to me, is what is their ultimate goal? Is politics what they practice in order to achieve their goals or is politics the goal?

Elmer Fudd: Render your Children unto King Barack Hussein Obama

Arthur Q. Bryan may have passed in 1959, but the voice of Elmer Fudd lives on in the House of Representatives. Rep. Charlie Rangel (D - N.E. [No Ethics]), of course, prefers hunting ways to avoid following the tax laws he writes as opposed to "wascally wabbits". While the nation may have been better served had the actual cartoon character held Rangel's seat since 1971, his constituents continue to burden the entire country with his reelection.

If the noted corruptocrat wanted to actually serve the nation, he would retire to his Dominican Republic villa... of course his unreported rental income would decrease unless he decides to rent individual rooms. As it is, he will settle for the conscription of all young adults into the service of King Barack Hussein Obama. Serving others and serving one's country are noble endeavors indeed. Voluntary service, which the libtards seem to actually discourage with their policies and actions, is a wonderful thing. Voluntary service is not enough for those who wish to control the lives of the nation's youth.

In the eyes of Elmer and his fellow "Looney Tune" libs there can be no greater calling than that issued by King Obama to serve his majesty. Elmer has updated H.R. 393: Universal National Service Act of 2007 to be submitted as H.R. 5741. At a glance, it would appear that the only difference is the absence of "2007".

President Half-A-Cracker Panders on AIDS

The President of our fair nation, ever the politician, answered the higher calling (pressure from gay agenda activists) and unveiled a bold, "historic" (if only because it was unveiled by this "historic" administration) strategy to battle HIV and AIDS. Naturally, the "post-racial" President focuses on the racial disparity of those infected. I am certain noted New Black Panther orator and Philadelphia polling place enforcer, King Samir Shabazz would be proud of the non-saltine half of this President. I do hope no one lets it slip to Mr. Shabazz that the President's mother was one of the hated "crackers".

The noble goals of the strategy, as trumpeted at Whitehouse.gov reveal the character of the unfortunate (for us) occupant of the "historic" residence. We have a "National HIV/AIDS Strategy: Reducing New Infections, Improving Care, Ending Health Disparities". Of course, the first could be achieved through common sense and personal responsibility, two qualities discouraged by the party in power. The second could be achieved by getting the government out of the health care business and letting medicine thrive. The third can be accomplished with the same two means as the first... and therefore must be obstructed in order to continue the political viability of the issue.